~In Quitman, Georgia, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. I know, where the heck is Quitman, Georgia anyway? I provided a link in case you were wondering like me.
~In Atlanta, apparently it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a streetlamp or telephone pole. Who would tie their giraffe to a streetlamp anyway? And no man can give or get a piggyback ride from another man in Atlanta.
~In Kennesaw, the head of household must own at least one firearm, any kind of firearm.
~Live in Acworth? You must own one rake.
~In Columbus, Georgia, you cannot carry a chicken by its feet down Broadway on Sunday or chop off the head of a chicken on Sunday.
~In St. Mary's Georgia, you cannot spit after dark.
~In Gainesville, you must eat chicken with your hands. (Glad we don't have to worry about that one.)
~In Cobb County at a Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned including peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
~No stores are allowed to sale cornflakes on Sunday.
~If you are in Jonesboro, never say "Oh, boy!"
~Picnics at graveyards=NO! I guess we will never get to have lunch with a zombie.
~It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body or corpse in a funeral home or coroner's office.
~I am not sure how many of us Georgians carry around ice cream cones in our back pockets on Sunday but I am sure that we are not breaking that law.
~Have a donkey? You are not allowed to keep him in a bathtub, go figure?
~It is illegal to tease an idiot. (This is one is hard as there are quite a few idiots).
~And one last law from Georgia that I am actually grateful for is that all signs MUST be written in English!!!!!
So there you have it. I think the majority of Georgians can handle these weird laws. I myself typically do not spit in cars or out of cars or after dark, I do not carry ice cream in my back pocket, I have never tied my giraffe up to a streetlamp or put my donkey in the bathtub. I cannot comment as to the firearm law but I do have a rake. In general, I do not cuss out corpses or have picnics in graveyards. I do not eat chicken with my hands or at all but I do eat PB&J with my hands. I doubt I will ever be in Quitman to see a chicken illegally crossing the street and if I make it to Jonesboro, I will definitely not say "oh, boy!"
You can find more here.
Dumb laws of Florida
Alabama
California
That should keep you busy for a while.
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